I'm a dazzling early-mid 20something with a preference for champagne, a master's degree, and a laundry list of single white girl post grad probs. I live by Oscar Wilde's words: "The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated."



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Back to work tomorrow wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Also, I don’t have a husband.
And summer is over.
What is this life?

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budlightsouthernnight:

Seeing people my age and/or younger get married and start their lives is scary… I’m like what if that never happens for me?

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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
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Permalink · 3465 · 1 week ago

Holy shit men of the universe how could any of you possibly think it would be even remotely appropriate to hit on a girl while she’s getting into her car? Because I don’t care how polite you are, I will for sure think you’re a carjacker/rapist and curse the day BMW stopped using regular keys, leaving me with no sharp object for self-defense.

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

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"I hope you have the courage to pursue someone who is worth pursuing, and not someone who is convenient. Convenience is impatience disguised as your desires, you are worth more than what time has told you, you are worthy of finding someone who will wait for you; don’t settle for what is easy, settle for what is good."

T.B. LaBerge // Go Now (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

^^ thissss

(via sensibly-elegant)

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"Anxiety is not rude. Depression is not selfish. Schizophrenia is not wrong. Eating disorders are not a choice. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is not crazy. Mental illness isn’t self-centred, anymore than cancer is self-centred. It’s a medical illness."
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Permalink · 94029 · 3 weeks ago

When I haven’t been on a date in over a year

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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