I'm a dazzling early-mid 20something with a preference for champagne, a master's degree, and a laundry list of single white girl post grad probs. I live by Oscar Wilde's words: "The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated."

Is it really so much to ask for a 6’2, handsome, well-educated, kind, funny, thoughtful, well-dressed, straight, single man with a full head of hair, a career, and parents who had the good sense to invest in dental work?

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i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

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"Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount"

Haruki Murakami (via psych-facts)

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The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.

Don’t perpetuate it.

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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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It’s really crazy when you get to a certain age and you have to ask yourself “is that girl fat now or is she pregnant?!”

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is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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Back to work tomorrow wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Also, I don’t have a husband.
And summer is over.
What is this life?

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Seeing people my age and/or younger get married and start their lives is scary… I’m like what if that never happens for me?

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